Billy D. Williams Super Pimp (billydasuperpimp@yahoo.com)

As some of you may have read some Punkass beeach tried to lay his pimp hand on your favorite super pimp. I responded to that chump in the comment section of the post. I wont retype it here so of your interested you can check it out in the previous post. Now I welcome all feed back negative or positive but if you got something to say drop your name or handle. I mean if you don't have the sack like that punk beeeach leave it anyway and I'll respond but you will get pimp slapped just like that punk. Now I am going to be pimpin hard this weekend so don't expect to many updates I'll probably be knee hi in some puntang pie. If not I'll be turnin out some new ho's so a nigga can get paid till next week my peoples You have been pimp slapped. Oh and to my favorite ho Busty 420 all night long baby

2 more days then Im off for a long weekend. Seems like there hasnt been enough going on around here lately. There is a crazy chick here at work that was wanting to go out with me but I said nah baby nah. I mean crazy chicks are usually fun in bed they really get into the sex deal and like to really go nuts but once things are over with they stalk you and fuck up any future hoe's that you might be gettin down with. So I fought the urge to bang that pretty little nut and low and behold a fellow pimp did now she talks about him non stop comes around looking for him 4 or 5 times a day the dude doesnt know what to do. I told her to pimp slap her ass and send her on her way but he's not a true pimp he wants to be a nice guy. I was a nice guy for a long time all it got me was miserable. Then one day I discovered my inner pimp ever since then I call the shots the women don't try to walk on me they respect a man that's in charge and I treat em pretty good. So thats it for now fellow pimps and hoe's till next time keep it real

The cicada population is seriously getting on my nerves. I have pimp slapped many of those little suckas but they just seem to multiply. I am soooooo bored today.

All these damn quizzes are addictive. I havent been able to stop taking them all morning. Good thing I dont have a job where I have to work much just gotta keep my Beeeaches in line. man I am sleepy today I should go back to the pimp shack and take a little pimp nap.

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Seems like its been forever since I got some. I know it hasn't been long but damn I am one horny mo fo. somedays I wish I could spend just fucking all day long oral, anal, toys, bdsm, all that good stuff all day long. Today has been super boring. The boss has a Dr. Apt. so I hope to sneak outta here early. Haven't had a smoke or nicotine gum all day so far man this shit sucks! Oh well I'll feel better in a few months then I'll be good to go! We are so gonna get our asses kicked in softball tomorrow night were playing the number one team who has run ruled everyone they have played so far. Oh well a few extra beers will numb the pain.

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Man I am one horny mother fu.... shut your mouth. I love eatin a girl out. I mean there is just such a control thing with that. all you have to do is make her cum the first time you eat her as fast as possible then after that you can tease and get her to do pretty much anything because she knows what you can do with that tongue. When a girl dont have that nasty stank its a pleasure to be down south for 30mins to an hour. man I love women.

I need to find me a submissive ho. I am such a top and its been a long time since I found a girl who is a bottom. I tried to change a few with not much sucess. Slaves are so much harder to find now a days. Its a shame women dont know their rightfull place anymore.

I was wathcing Howard Stern the other night and he had on that pron star Taylor Rain. Dude I'd bang her in a minute. I downloaded some clips of her work man she takes it up the ass like a champ! I mean one dude was at least 9 or 10 inches long and thick as hell and she took every inch. then he blew a big wad right in her pussy and she let it drip out pretty damn sick but sexy at the same time. I am such a freak!

I'd been fighting the whole smoking thing all week trying to get my motivation back to quit but now im thinking it may be time to start back. I mean hell I'll lose 10 to 15 pounds right off. im torn on this I really dont know which way to go. well if I get the chance I will get some butts today

damn she called me mini fat bastard last night. I know she was just kidding but damn that was a little harsh. oh well life goes on.

that dude is a ho he banged both them girls the night before he had to choose. and how the fuck can he say im falling in love with both? thats just crap he was all over all them women. oh well he sounded like a dumbass most of the time anyway. Oh yeah I hear bustywilde has great tits.

yep hit it pretty hard last night. I might just hit it again tonight. Stupid depratment meeting my boss is out and I cant leave early b/c of this stupid meeting. I may sneak out anyway. I am so not in the mood to be here today! I sent my baby roses because I just am that damn smooth. after all I am Blilly D. Williams

I just talked to my girl and she said good to me wantin to get some. No wonder I love this girl! Man I cant wait to get home and fuck the hell outta her! She also said she may cut her business trip short to 2 months I am going to try like hell to talk her into that. While she's gone I had planned on drinking like a fish and smoking a bunch of butts. I am now thinking I may workout instead and get back into good shape Dunne I could go either way. Oh and if a couple homos wan get married I say let en what the hell is the big deal?

I havent gotten any since sunday! Im gonna bang the hell outta my girl tonight! I've been checking out porn all day for the last day or 2 so im ready to bust a nut! I think if I had a 9" cock I would wear a t-shirt saying just that. Give the ladies a chance to get filled up! I got a big ole load to dump in the ole lady tonight baby. im off to find more porn

I got a headache from that damn draft beer last night. Tuesdays are softball night we kicked ass! I love co-ed softball there's nothing better than watching girls run. No one has pissed me off all morning its a good thing too b/c I really want a smoke. Boss is leaving early today so I am too. ooooooo yeah brotha!

I think the FCC is right to sensor stern I mean the guy is talking about anal sex on the f'n radio at 8am yeah I could turn the channel but what about those kids that are listing without their parents knowing do they really need to hear Howard talk about anal and other stupid shit like that no. I mean the dude is funny enough without it he doesn't need to go there.

man my girl has some big ol hooters. Double mf'n d's brotha. I tried to get her to wear a hooter t-shirt but no luck. I love boobies big ones small ones.

I have had a girlfriend for the last 3 months. I love her and she's leaving on a business trip for 4 months. IM pissed about that but that's life. At least IM getting some ass right now. Man is that some good stuff. I hate my job if it weren't for the internet I would go f'n crazy. flash is an asswipe he's a dude I work with here and man the dude is dense. He trys to explain basic shit to me about my job when he knows damn well I already know the shit. He has a habit of jiggling his change how fucking annoying is that!

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