Wednesday, June 16, 2004

 

cuckold

to those of you who dont know let me explain what a cuckold relationship is. Mostly its a woman who dominates a man to the point that she even turns him into a sissy or a fag. Typically its white women and men where the woman has a well hung black man as her boyfriend or lover he in turn dominates her and her husband. Even to the point that the white man must suck his cock and place it in his wifes pussy and after he fucks her and blows his load inside her the sissy must then clean her out with his tounge. Intersting fetishes people have. Personally I like big boobs and light bondage. anyone else with a fetish thing out there?

Monday, June 14, 2004

 

Whats up with this thing

tried to post 2wice today with no luck. oh yeah fuck iraq

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

 

damn im good

I gave my ho oral last night made her cum in 2 minutes to less than 5 to make her cum 2 more times. Damn im good
 

The revolution

What up pimps and ho's? Yes I think a revolution would be a good thing. Get rid of all of the hangup's society has right now in this country. Like drugs for one all these people are so amped up about drugs weed, coke, smack whatever. I say let it be sold if people want to use drugs let them its their choice and isn't that's what America is about freedom of choice? I mean people can drink right that's a drug whats the dif? Then sex what's the big hangup about sex? People have sex confused with love way to much in this country and most of it is based on bogus religions. Sex and love are 2 totally different things. I can have sex with 100 women and not love one of them I can love a woman without having sex. Is sex better when your in love with the person yes is it better on X yes. Can I provide you with some of the finest ho's in the land hell yes. Lets hear some opinions on this I know at least one ho reads this non-sense.

Monday, June 07, 2004

 

busty would be so proud



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My current fav. ho

Ive had my current fav. ho for about 4 months now. She is hot as hell let me tell ya. Double D boobs, long legs, slim, nice ass and damn does she look fine. Now I'll be the first to admit im not a 1 ho pimp but I do love to sample her product. Of all my ho's she is definitely my fav of the moment and not just because she has big boobs I mean the girl can suck a dick whoever said girls with big tits cant suck a dick are dead wrong. The best blow jobs I've ever had came from big titted girls. The best thing about this ho is that she's married so when im done with her ass I send her home to her hubby. That limp dicked fuck has no idea she's been cheating and probably never will.
 

My fav. booby words

bazookas (pl., slang, large breasts)
bazoomies (pl., slang, large breasts)
bee bite (slang, small breasts)
berthas (pl., slang, large breasts, from large German artillery gun in WWI)
big berthas (pl., slang, large breasts, from large German artillery gun in WWI)
boob (slang)
big McDuffs (pl., slang, large breasts)
boob (slang)
boobie (slang)
bosom (pl.)
boulders (pl., slang, derived from "over the shoulder boulder holder" for bra)
brace and bits (pl., slang)
breast (anatomy)
bristols (British slang)
bubbies (pl., slang)
bubs (pl., slang)
buds (pl., slang, small breasts)
buffers (pl., slang)
cantaloups (pl., slang)
cantaloupes (pl., slang)
champagne glass (slang, small breast)
chi-chi (slang)
chubbies (pl., slang, large breasts)
coconuts (pl., slang, large breasts)
Dolly Partons (pl., slang, large breasts, from the country singer)
double barrel (pl., slang)
Double Lotus Peak (pl., Taoist spiritual)
droppers (pl., slang, large breasts)
dugs (pl., slang)
dumplings (pl., British slang)
fun cushions (pl., slang)
globes (pl., slang, large breasts)
grapefruits (pl., slang, large breasts)
headlights (pl., slang)
hooters (pl., slang, large breasts)
hummers (pl., slang)
jugs (pl., slang, large breasts)
knobs (pl., slang)
 

pussy words

affair (slang, male or female genitals)
alcove (slang)
anemone of love (poetic; Chinese spiritual)
antechamber (slang)
axe wound (vulgar slang)
batcave (slang)
bearded clam (vulgar slang)
bearded lady (vulgar slang)
bear trap (vulgar slang)
beaver (vulgar slang)
bell (Tibetan spiritual)
belly (Victorian slang)
Bermuda triangle (slang)
black velvet (vulgar slang for a Black woman)
box (vulgar slang)
bucket seat (vulgar slang)
bun (vulgar slang)
bush (vulgar slang)
bushy park (vulgar slang)
cabbage (slang)
cake (vulgar slang)
canasta (vulgar slang)
chuff box (vulgar slang)
cockpit (vulgar slang)
coin purse (slang)
conch shell (poetic)
cookies (vulgar slang)
coosie (vulgar slang)
cootch (vulgar slang)
cooter (vulgar slang)
cooze (vulgar slang)
crack (vulgar slang)
crawl space (vulgar slang)
crevice (slang)
crucible (spiritual)
cum dumpster (vulgar slang)
cum guzzler (vulgar slang)
cunny (Scottish vulgar slang)
cunt (vulgar slang)
cup (slang)
donut (slang)
door of life (spiritual)
 

slang for cock

affair (slang, male or female genitals)
agate (slang, small penis)
almond (slang, especially the head of the penis)
almond rock (slang, especially the head of the penis)
big poppa (slang)
cock (slang)
dick (slang)
dong (slang)
female meat thermometer (vulgar slang)
joe (slang)
Johnson (slang)
joystick (slang)
junior, abbreviated jr. (slang)
kank (vulgar slang)
meat (slang)
one eyed Johnson (slang)
peepee (childish)
penis (anatomy)
peter (slang)
purple headed yogurt shooter (slang)
schlong (slang)
schmecel (slang)
slacker (slang)
thingie (childish)
thingy (childish)
tool (slang)
wacker (vulgar slang)
weinie (childish)
white head (slang)
willy (slang)

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5 cents a gallon

That's right pimps and hoe's the Iraqi people are paying 5 cents a gallon for gas. Want to know why its so cheap? Because the USA is buying it from other country's and subsidizing it for Iraq. That's right while I pay 2.05 cents a gallon for gas I also pay taxes so Iraqis can get it for 5 cents a gallon. Whatever happened to the spoils of war. Cant we get some free oil outta this deal? I mean hell everyone over there hates us anyway so we might as well get some free oil.

Thursday, June 03, 2004

 

Hung the fuck over

Man IM hung over! Drank and smoked way to much last night. I was so fucked up I couldn't even brush my teeth. I was hitting walls going back and forth. So all day today I have been a pretty pissed off pimp. Speaking of that here a story from my past pre pimp days. I worked in this office there were like 2 or 3 hundred people who worked there so pretty much everybody knew everybody. Well there was this one secretary who was married who loved to firt with me and talk about sex all the time well one day I called her bluff only she wasn't bluffing we went into this handy capped bathroom that had its own private toliet and all so there she is on the floor of this bathroom sucking me off and just to be a prick I pull out and shoot my load all over her hair and start calling her my little cum slut well go figure the bitch loved it so she starts sucking me off like a woman possessed then she begs me to fuck her not just fuck her but fuck her in the ass. man what a wild day that was. We were both fired for that because she wasn't the silent type if you know what I mean and oh yeah her husband was my boss so that didn't go over to well either.

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

 

Rollin

What sup hommies? Not much with your favorite super pimp. I find that the more pussy I get the more I want. Like this weekend 2wice a day every day for 5 days. Still wanted more lookin for 3 or 4 times a day when Im rollin. When im not down I can live without for months. Dont have it dont miss it. I chatted with one of my ho's in TX today. she was telling me how she slept with 5 different guys in one day now thats one hell of a ho. I say bang all you can wrap that dick up tight and bang till the cows come home. Hell bang a cow if you cant find a fox. I love older ho's they know how to please a man. I was with this 50 somthin ho and man did she know how to fuck. I think she could have made me blow my load with just a look ya dig. And the bitch swallowed all you ho's out there swallow your mans shit and then give him a kiss if he's to much of a pussy to kiss you back then ease on down the road his faggot ass aint worth it.
 

Your pimp lesson of the day

Yes IM back after 5 days of hard pimpin IM back on line to give the low down to all my fellow pimps and ho's. All in all it was a nice relaxing holliday weekend with lots of sex. All my ho's were horny as hell so big papa had his work cut out for him. Luckily your favorite pimp can go 24x7 if necessary. The more I see in the Iraq war the more it worries me Bush has really dropped the ball on this one people. I hope we can get out of there before it becomes another Vietnam. It may already be to late.

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