Billy D. Williams Super Pimp (billydasuperpimp@yahoo.com)

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I am getting married in less then 2 weeks. But I have a urge to find the sexiest women and have my way with her. I am so horny, and not for my Fiance. I don't know why this is.

Frank


Seems like you still have an oat or 2 to sew my friend so my suggestion would be to hire a couple girls and have some freaky nasty sex for like 2 days then you sould be good to go.

I feel like my fiance would rather buy a fucking condo than marry me. I hope she fucking dies. I'm so pissed at her and her cunt friends right now. I'd love to watch them all od on heroin and choke on their own vomit. Why the fuck am I wasting my time on this? Buy your condo bitch. Have a fucking blast. -Ray


Ray its obvious that you have some hate issues towards your bitch so first of you need to give her what we call an old fashioned hate fuckin. Now for those who dont know what that is thats when you fuck a girl hard and fast fulling her hair smacking her ass maybe even a little lite choking. Second you need to man up if your gonna be the man in this relationship you need to be callin the shots not her so next time she brings up that condo just stick your dick in her mouth that will shut her stupid ass up

I am 24 years old and I don't know how to make new friends in a new town. Instead I sit at home and cry to my journal and my boyfriend (I mean that guy I live with who doesn't fuck me anymore) about how lonley I am and how much I miss my friends in my old hometown.*mysignature

Well first off get rid of the boyfriend if he's not fucking you what good is he. second instead of sitting home crying and writing in your journal try getting out and doing stuff. Like anything go down to the local bar have a beer and meet some locals. take a class. Or dress in a ninja suit I have always found the most interesting people dress up as ninjas

I love her. I hate her. I can't live without her.

do us all a favor and dont. kill yourself and remove your genes from the pool next!

Oh my gosh. I just did something really stupid to the guy I like. Now he is gonna think I am a freak and an immature little girl. I feel like crying. I am so screwed when this weekend is over and I have to face him on Monday. Shit. Sorry Chad.

first off guys hate seeing whiney chicks so dont cry. second if the dude wants to give you the pickle it really wont matter what you do to him. Most guys like freaks anyway

I've fallen in love with my best friend. She's the only girl i think about anymore. She has feelings for me too, but we can't allow ourselves to be any closer or something bad could happen to the friendship. We both like each other a lot but can't do anything about it. life sucks =(

tim



Well Tim let me just say stop being a pussy. We all know that the only reasons a guy is best friends with a girl is to get laid or b/c he is gay. Since you want to bang this broad I would say that your not a peter licker. Now as far as the friendship goes well its already runined once you've had those feelings you cant change them back. so buy her a colt 45 put on some barry white and rock that ass son.

well some of the shit I wrote in here got me in a bit of legal trouble. guess I wasnt as slick as I thought. well anyway from now on Im just going to post confessions from people and my responces so if you have a confession or need advice from the super pimp email me at billydasuperpimp@yahoo.com later

I met this incredible woman over the Internet and we have been dating for a month now. She says she is "in love" with me. I know I love her deeply, but prevent myself from "falling in love" with her because I do not want to hurt her. My ex-wife was the only woman I was ever "in love" with, and she turned out to be a selfish cunt after five years of marriage. So am I quibbling over semantics about "love" and being "in love", or what? She's the sweetest, smartest, sexiest woman I have ever met, and I can see us together for the rest of our lives. But I can't help but feel that I am not good for her in the long run. What to do?


Well first off let me say your a patethtic loser. So your ex-wife doppped your sorry little whiney ass so what. If your really in love like you say then go for it but always know that there is a chance that this broad will do the same thing. maybe the problem isnt the girl maybe its your lack of confidence.