Billy D. Williams Super Pimp (billydasuperpimp@yahoo.com)

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Group ID#	17233
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i have a serious problem. i'm dating my currently 7th boyfriend and i confess i'm totally unable to be faithful to a guy. everything goes smooth until someone (an ex or a cute guy) comes along, and as hard as i try i'm totally uncapable of resisting, specially after some alcohol units. it just happens so normally, i make out with them in front of everyone and sometimes even forget i do have a boyfriend. it's not the first time, i've been like this since i was a teenager and i really can't help it. i've had people cheat on me too, so i know how bad the ego hurts, and i really don't do it with an intention of hurting someone's feelings. it's just something that happens naturally and i really try to avoid it but its like hypnosis, before i know it i'm in bed with a total stranger with no regrets. and the funniest thing is that i really don't imagine myself sharing my boyfriend with any skank, like in an open relationsip. it's really sad and i think im a really sick person that will end up all alone. What should I do

I was on a Date with this girl and somehow we got on the topic of gross illnesses....and she began to tell me about when she was younger she gots worms...and took medicide to flush all the worms out of her body...she said the process was painful and so her mom put her in the bathtub and for 3 hours patiently pulled worms out of her vagina and anus . Have you ever herd of anything like this? Um no it sounds rather nasty you might want to drop that ho.

I use a magnifying glass to look at the lingerie section in my moms clothes catalogue. I would look for stray hairs or the outline of lips. Do you think this is obsessive?

I have a friend with a sister with whom I talk online often. We flirt outrageously. I partly do it because it's fun, and partly because we chat really well, and partly because I get to tease my friend about it.

If my girlfriend found out, she'd jump to the wrong conclusions and hate and/or dump me.

I don't think I'm doing wrong. Do you?

Dear Billy D,

There is this guy, and he is a pimp. Or at least he thinks he is. And everything I come to his web-log I leave comments just to piss him off. And it works! Then he come over to my site and leaves gay ass comments that Are stupid, and basically re-stating the already stated facts, and guess what Billy, he actually thinks he is clever!!!! I just don't know what to do to get through this amoebic parasite, that no one gives a shit about. I don't want him to keep making an ass of himself, but he just dosen't seem to be getting it.

Can you please help me Billy....please.

Your favorite "slut"(just figured I would get that out of the way so you didn't bore me by calling me it again.)

Why yes I can help you my ignorant little slut. First off you love my commentary and the way I point out all your bullshit to people. Its like a little game to you to see how much you can make people believe in your little fantasy world. So if you want me to quit commenting on your site remove the comments or block me. After all you know who I am being the super genius that you are. One more thing its Stalking not Stocking you moron.

I just love when people pop on here and decide to leave funny little comments. Anyway whats up people. I know I havent been bloggin a whole lot. I will try to keep things going. I have gotten any new questions in a while so I dont have much I can write about.